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Today, online, I saw the headline, "How to Eat like a Hot Chick." I looked at the image of the two women who are selling this idea (size 0 and 2, respectively). Why? I asked them. Wait, I replied. Maybe I am flying towards Judgment. Let's watch. "You two are not dieticians," the emaciated news correspondent prompts. "NOOO," they reply.